{"id":6038,"date":"2015-10-27T10:39:20","date_gmt":"2015-10-26T23:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/?p=6038"},"modified":"2018-02-26T11:14:44","modified_gmt":"2018-02-26T00:14:44","slug":"the-evil-sun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/the-evil-sun\/","title":{"rendered":"The Evil Sun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"363\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6040 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Blog-011.gif\" alt=\"Blog-011\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The sun, glowing warm yellow giant hanging in the sky, warming our earth,\u00a0feeding our crops,\u00a0creating a wealth of solar energy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"161\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6041 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Blog-02.gif\" alt=\"Blog-02\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The sun in our best friend, right?\u00a0<strong>WRONG\u00a0<\/strong>The sun is literally trying to\u00a0<strong>kill us all.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"469\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6042 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Blog-031.jpg\" alt=\"Blog-031\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Evil sun beams travel 92.96 million miles to come down and drop kick your skin in the face.\u00a0Can\u00a0you think of someone you would travel 92.96 million miles (4.4 light years) just to burn? We\u00a0didn\u2019t think so. That\u2019s how much the sun hates you.<\/p>\n<p>On top of the nasty radiation the sun uses to give you red, dry, even cancerous marks,\u00a0it uses\u00a0the lure of gorgeous tanned skin to trick you into venturing into its murderous rays\u00a0without the\u00a0protection of our only weapon, sunscreen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"373\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6043 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Blog-041.jpg\" alt=\"Blog-041\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201d but I want to be tan! \u201c<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0you say, well love it\u2019s not 1990 science has created stuff you put on your\u00a0skin and\u00a0get tan without\u00a0letting the sun get it\u2019s fiery tendrils of death on your skin cells.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u201d but I don\u2019t want to be orange!<\/strong>\u00a0\u201c<\/em>\u00a0you cry, where have you been living the last 30 years?\u00a0With the\u00a0penguins in Antarctica? (Those little guys rock though, say hi to Russell for us)\u00a0fake tan doesn\u2019t\u00a0make you orange.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6044 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Blog-042.jpg\" alt=\"Blog-042\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So don\u2019t give the sun the satisfaction.<br \/>\nWear fake tan and sunscreen and revel in your victory.<br \/>\n<strong>B.tan, but don\u2019t let the sun win<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sun, glowing warm yellow giant hanging in the sky, warming our earth,\u00a0feeding our crops,\u00a0creating a wealth of solar energy. &nbsp; &nbsp; The sun in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[236],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6038"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6049,"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6038\/revisions\/6049"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/minetanbodyskin.com\/marqd-beauty-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}